It was nighttime, and there were vampires, right? I think they were Twilight vampires - yeah, in fact, Edward made an appearance. Cullen, not Elric, dammit. Though I don't think he'd make a cuddly vampire. But that wasn't the bad part. Come to think of it, Rachel from Glee was there, too, cast as Bella Swan - suits, I think. That wasn't the horrible part either, though I wouldn't say it was good. Why couldn't it have been Kurt? He's kind of adorable... the horrible part, I don't really want to talk about. But, but, but! Someone sent me a finger! Through the mail! And it was email at first, but then it was all solid and there were all these little presents in it, and one of them was a finger. I was meant to use it to unlock a game or something (also included) but. A finger! And I touched it, ewwwwwww and the kids saw it and they were all like, ewwwwwwww and I was like, I need to tell my husband! but he'll freak out! I need to hide it from him! eeeeeuuuuuuuuugh!
And then my mom called, but like, IRL, and woke me up.