Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Beware!

Everybody loves bunnies, right? Well, be careful! Not every bunny is cute and cuddly. Well, they are. But not every bunny is benevolently cute and cuddly. Some are just trying to get you to let your guard down, so they can jump you and eat your FACE with their sharp little teeth! So next time you see a bunny, be wary. It might just be...


A Killer Bunny Rabbit of Death, Doom and Despair!

*Cackles evilly*

So don't say I didn't warn you.

6 comments:

  1. Same thing about squirrels! BEWAREEE!!!

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  2. Squirrels are super scary, Skyril's right.

    Ahem. *cough*cough* lalalalalalalaaaaaaa... ok.

    Bunnies:

    They're not just cute like ev'rybody supposes
    they got them hoppy legs
    and twitchy little noses
    and what's with all the carrots?
    what do they need such good eyesight for anywaaaaaay?
    Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies!

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  3. A squirel almost ripped my face off when i was taking out the trash and it jumped out of the garbage can it was not fun i ran into the house and it chased me but it stopped running after like two seconds.

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  4. I did not write that, Ev. So far as I know, Joss Whedon did.

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  5. Creator of Buffy and Firefly and a bunch of other stuff, but those are the only two I'm familiar with. I think he's a bit of a sociopath.

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