Sunday, July 31, 2011

I'm your BIGGEST fan!

What does that even mean, anyway? How is bigness measured? Height? Mass? Volume? Width?

I like width. I could totally qualify as somebody's biggest fan based on width...

Every time someone claims "Biggest Fan" status, I want to put them in a lab with all the other multitudes that claim the same, and start running tests on them all.

But it would be rude to say that to them.

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