Monday, July 4, 2011

people keep poking me

The Story of Ursula Prase

Ursula was tired of her friends trying to drag her into violent
situations involving too many humans behaving poorly, so she
disappeared into the wilderness with her mule and her trusty dairy

She didn't know how to survive in the wilderness, of course, so she
died straight away, but the mule and goat did fine and had many
exciting adventures running away from bears and mountain lions and the

The end.