Rocket Star likes stories

She usually dictates what she wants to happen in her bedtime story, and I tell it back to her.  This was last night's:

Vulpix and Ninetails wanted to go to Dreamland, but they didn't know the way.  So they had to ask their map.  They didn't have a backpack, so they kept the map in Vulpix's tail.  They pulled it out, and map said first they had to go to Candyland, then they had to go to the blue unicorn forest, then they had to go to the dark scary creepy forest with the evil evil evil skeleton unicorns with glowy red eyes and spinny bones for horns.  So Vulpix and Ninetails set out for Dreamland, and came to Candyland, where they ate tons of candy.  Then they went to the Blue Unicorn forest, where some of the unicorns were blue, and some were white, and the blue ones were mean to the white ones because the white ones had no hair.  So Vulpix and Ninetails took off their tails, and Ninetails took off its mane, and they gave them to the bald white unicorns, and then the blue unicorns weren't mean to the white ones anymore.  Then Vulpix and Ninetails regrew their hair and went on to the dark scary creepy forest where they defeated the evil evil evil skeleton unicorns with glowy red eyes and spinny bones for horns - I think there was a lot of kicking involved here - and then they were at Dreamland.  Vulpix wished it was a Ninetails, and Ninetails wished it was a Vulpix, cause there's not another evolution of Ninetails.  And they were happy.  The end.

Lots and lots of tangents not really relevant to the story were omitted, mostly cause I can't remember them.